This is just a reminder of how much pregnancy doesn't agree with your body. If ever the dreaded hormones start calling for another child, read this:
nausea
no drinking and more disturbing, aversion to beer, wine and coffee
worry
incompetant cervix
irritable bowel
worry
irritable uterus
worry
cerclage
spinal headaches
er and blood patch
40+ extra pounds
maternity clothes
hip pain
15 weeks of bedrest
worry
inability to sleep more than an hour and a half without having to wake up and turn over
did I mention the 15 weeks of bedrest and worry?
stretch marks
mom bras
stool softeners
internal hoo hoo kicks
15 weeks of full pelvic rest
worry
labor
delivery
14+ inch head
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"internal hoo hoo kicks"
*shudders, crosses legs*
exactly what is "full" pelvic rest?
(for those that don't konw)
No sex. No orgasm. No penetration of anything.
Okay, true...
BUT, have you tried Kaliber beer? By Guinness? It's non-alcoholic and tastes like....BEER!!!!
i know it won't make up for full pelvic rest or the worry, but it's kind of tasty. And really, the first and third nono would be livable, but none of the second! grrrrr...hang in there sexy lady :) Soon!
I HAVE tried Kaliber, and it tastes like good near beer. But not real beer.
Number 2 on my list is the unfortunate aversion to beer, wine and coffee. I have been able to get excited about white wine and coffee again but have yet to be able to muster any excitement for beer. *sigh*
That better change once you have the kid, or we can't hang out anymore.
Believe me, I am just as pissed about the whole development as you are and will be working dilligently to correct the problem.
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