to all the drinks I've spilled before... (and those I have spilled them on)

Hello. My name is Dawn. (Hi, Dawn) And I am sloppy when I drink.

I would like to limit that to the statement of being a sloppy drunk, but as my sister Lisa will atest to, I am sloppy drinking pop too. Many a glass of coke was spilled at the Godfather's Pizza in my youth. To that end, I am here and now apologizing. I apologize to everyone I have spilled a drink on. And most importantly, I am apologizing for all the wasted alcohol. To show how sincere I am, I am imposing a self-ban on more than one brandy Manhattan at home solely because my track record is so lousy drinking them that it breaks my heart knowing that I have spilled that much alcohol.

**sigh**