Monday, July 11, 2005

schettlerisms

We hold these truths to be self-evident:

Go with what you know. No matter how wrong or inefficient.
Bitch and you shall receive. Nag and it shall be given unto you.
Drink till the stick tells you not to.

11 comments:

Lisa said...

I would like to take credit for the "go with what you know" life lesson.

Lisa said...

How about a few Marv-Schettlerisms:
Who eats the fastest, gets the mostest.

Here we're.

Lisa said...

What's the stick thing about? Sounds kinky.

dawn said...

Nah, think pregnancy tests.

dawn said...

Oh, dad had some good ones...
If it hurts when you touch it, stop touching it.

Lisa said...

Dad's thing was Hee Haw based. If you would go to him saying it hurts when I do this. He'd say, "Don't do that then."

Lisa said...

There are so many...

Marv: Let's head for the lake.

Fran: Did I really choose on this?

dawn said...

Ooooooo, and the immortal "Tougher than wang-leather." Never have figured out what the hell wang-leather was....

dawn said...

No matter how little gas there was in the gas tank, you could always make it to grandma's house and back.

Lisa said...

When you get to your destination Marv would say "here we're."

or when its time to leave you "head for the lake."

Lisa said...

Franism... when dialing a phone, playing the piano or the programing microwave you must touch softly as it is not a "hammer matic."