We hold these truths to be self-evident:
Go with what you know. No matter how wrong or inefficient.
Bitch and you shall receive. Nag and it shall be given unto you.
Drink till the stick tells you not to.
Monday, July 11, 2005
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I would like to take credit for the "go with what you know" life lesson.
How about a few Marv-Schettlerisms:
Who eats the fastest, gets the mostest.
Here we're.
What's the stick thing about? Sounds kinky.
Nah, think pregnancy tests.
Oh, dad had some good ones...
If it hurts when you touch it, stop touching it.
Dad's thing was Hee Haw based. If you would go to him saying it hurts when I do this. He'd say, "Don't do that then."
There are so many...
Marv: Let's head for the lake.
Fran: Did I really choose on this?
Ooooooo, and the immortal "Tougher than wang-leather." Never have figured out what the hell wang-leather was....
No matter how little gas there was in the gas tank, you could always make it to grandma's house and back.
When you get to your destination Marv would say "here we're."
or when its time to leave you "head for the lake."
Franism... when dialing a phone, playing the piano or the programing microwave you must touch softly as it is not a "hammer matic."
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