ranch and ketchup: not just for the midwest anymore...

Not just 2 condiments, but 2 universal condiments. More so than pizza and mac and cheese, I have found ranch and ketchup to be right up there with Things You Never Have to Teach a Child to Like. Sugar? No problem. Carbs? Not an issue - haven't met a kid yet who turned down a cracker. Add ketchup and ranch and you can get a kid to literally eat about anything.