You know you are having a heavy period when...
...a stuck pig looks at you with jealousy
...you are starring in your own slasher movie
...you are changing out your "feminine hygeine product" of choice and are expecting to see drops of blood when you look down
...you actually contemplate buying steak at the grocery store to make up for the lost red blood cells
...after 20 years of menstruating, you manage to impress yourself with the amount of blood
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Oh man, that takes me back to those horrific, hemorragic (spelling?) pre-birth control pills days....
Ever seen the ultra OB tampons?? Pre-BC, i used to use those. They're of the super-mega-ultra-sized-you-WILL-get-TSS-from-these variety. A good-sized box holds 8.
Once, to test out the best way to return a shot to a moronic guy, my chicas and I tested out the monsters and their ability to soak up a shotglass of fluid (it happened to be water and we happened to be reallly bored). It worked--sucked up the entire thing. Not quite Lake Erie as Jen & my dad used to think, but pretty close :)
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