a boy and his penis

I am really hoping it is his age, but the stories of my son and his penis are now legion. A sample you ask?

Riding in the elevator on the way up to the 8th floor to find Poppa at work at Boora. The elevator door closes and we start to move. "Mama, (he says in an incredibly loud and clear voice) can you feel that? I can feel that in my penis!" "Yes, I felt a funny feeling in my stomach, Sebastian." "No, mama, I felt it in my penis."

**sigh**